Footbulls battered More Horsed 0–5. The only sensible response was at the bar.

More Horsed drew a blank up front — one of those nights.

Man of the Match? No argument: George P. One for the scrapbook — Dave for taking someone on in slow motion.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Josh's pass straight to their striker who scored.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.