A 1–2 defeat to Farcelona. These things happen — drown it at The Cock Inn.

Names in the book: Eddie E.

Eddie E ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. Worth the admission fee alone — Eddie nutmegging Adam and scoring. Filthy.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Dave for backheeling it off the pitch. Should've just passed it.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.