A 0–3 defeat to Old Boys. These things happen — drown it at The Cock Inn.

A goose egg going forward for More Horsed.

George P ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. One for the scrapbook — The classic Bayly HOOF.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Bayly for saying "that's my bad knee ref you cunt!". Blame the man in the middle, naturally.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.