More Horsed and Farcelona couldn't be separated, finishing 2–2.

On the scoresheet: Adi B (brace).

Man of the Match? No argument: Isaac B. File this under 'pure cinema' — George for yeeting a young child to the floor.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Bayly for making a shit backpass and playing them in.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.