More Horsed nicked it 1–0 against So Horsed.

Names in the book: Andy B.

Reza ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. Moment of the night — Andy for not missing the target all game.

A clean sheet for Josh M, rarer than a quiet night at The Cock Inn.

Time for the weekly shame. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Eddie for having his legs open like a slut for Brice to exploit.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.