More Horsed came up just short, going down 1–4 to 1NightStand.

On the scoresheet: Jack C.

Man of the Match? No argument: Eddie E. Worth the admission fee alone — George for getting sent off whilst on the bench and being put on the naughty step.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Josh for playing basketball outside the areas.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.