More Horsed were rampant, putting 11 past Friendly in a 11–1 demolition.

On the scoresheet: George P (brace), Eddie E (7) and Euan A (brace).

Man of the Match? No argument: Isaac B. Moment of the night — Eddie for scoring 7.

Time for the weekly shame. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Euan for skying not one but two one-on-ones over the bar. He'll want that one back.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.