Get the horse a beer — More Horsed dismantled RB Light a Cig 4–0.

Goals courtesy of Eddie E, Euan A and Craig R (brace).

Sam C took the MOTM honours, and the first round. Worth the admission fee alone — Isaac's flawless rainbow flick over the tallest player on the pitch. Showboating, and we're here for it.

A clean sheet for Big Sam, rarer than a quiet night at The Cock Inn.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Isaac for putting it over the bar when trying to chip the keeper.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺