Get the horse a beer — More Horsed dismantled RB Light a Cig 4–0.

Goals courtesy of Eddie E, Euan A and Craig R (brace).

Sam C took the MOTM honours, and the first round. Worth the admission fee alone — Isaac's flawless rainbow flick over the tallest player on the pitch. Showboating, and we're here for it.

A clean sheet for Big Sam, rarer than a quiet night at The Cock Inn.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Isaac for putting it over the bar when trying to chip the keeper. From there, you'd back your nan.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺