Not pretty, but nobody's complaining: More Horsed beat Lads on Toure 2–1.

Getting the goals: Eddie E and Ben H.

Pick of the bunch: George P, your Man of the Match. Worth the admission fee alone — Isaac's rainbow flick and spartan kick. Somehow it all came off.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Eddie for trying to time waste by hoofing the ball miles over the fence, only to hit the crossbar. Someone go fetch it from the car park.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.