A 0–2 defeat to RB Light a Cig. These things happen — drown it at The Cock Inn.

A goose egg going forward for More Horsed.

Ben H ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. One for the scrapbook — Chris the ref for taking a photo of the broken pitch mid-game.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Eddie for sending three defenders for hot dogs but leaving the ball behind.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.