Not pretty, but nobody's complaining: More Horsed beat Man Chest Hair 3–1.

Getting the goals: Ben H (brace) and Rich J.

Pick of the bunch: Ben H, your Man of the Match. File this under 'pure cinema' — Eddie for leap-frogging some specators and breaking a child's phone when landing.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to George for getting flipped 360 degrees by their striker.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.