Not pretty, but nobody's complaining: More Horsed beat FC Goa 3–0.

Getting the goals: Eddie E (hat-trick).

Pick of the bunch: Eddie E, your Man of the Match. The highlight reel belongs to Ash S for turning into David Seaman and making a worldy save. Hands like flypaper.

A clean sheet for Ash S, rarer than a quiet night at The Cock Inn.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Ben for tripping over the ball every time he was through on goal. Gravity: still undefeated.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.