More Horsed came up just short, going down 1–2 to So Horsed.

On the scoresheet: George P.

Man of the Match? No argument: George P. Worth the admission fee alone — Josh's save with teh back of his arm when the ball was already past him. The keepers' union salutes you.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Isaac for missing a one-on-one. Honestly, harder to miss.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.