More Horsed nicked it 3–0 against Lads on Toure.

Names in the book: Ash B, Isaac B and Eddie E.

Rich J ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. Moment of the night — Ash for scoring after getting bodied (twice).

A clean sheet for Josh M, rarer than a quiet night at The Cock Inn.

Time for the weekly shame. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Isaac for not having a first touch.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.