Not pretty, but nobody's complaining: More Horsed beat RB Light a Cig 1–0.

Getting the goals: Jack C.

Pick of the bunch: Ash B, your Man of the Match. The highlight reel belongs to Adam for ripping off their biggest player's shorts.

Josh M kept a clean sheet — alert the press.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Eddie and Isaac for not turning up. Commitment of the year, that.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.