Honours even — More Horsed and Goa FC shared the goals in a 1–1 draw.

Getting the goals: Eddie E.

Pick of the bunch: Josh M, your Man of the Match. Worth the admission fee alone — Eddie for fighting children... again.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to The whole team bar Josh for the ref shouting "just to let you know, you have to get it between the three white posts". Officials: never the donkey's friend.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.