Honours even — More Horsed and Goa FC shared the goals in a 1–1 draw.

Getting the goals: Eddie E.

Pick of the bunch: Josh H, your Man of the Match. Worth the admission fee alone — Eddie for fighting children... again.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to the whole team bar Josh for the ref shouting "just to let you know, you have to get it between the three white posts".

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.