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Man Chest Hair
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LOne that got away.

Match Report

The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk

A 2–3 defeat to Man Chest Hair. These things happen — drown it at The Cock Inn.

Goals courtesy of George P and Ben H.

Ben H took the MOTM honours, and the first round. One for the scrapbook — George for getting sent off for kicking a child.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Jack M for choosing to give it to their striker to score rather than any of the other four options.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺

The Stats

⚽ Goalscorers
🎯 Assists
⭐ Man of the Match
🧤 Clean Sheet
🔥 Highlight

George for getting sent off for kicking a child

🫏 Donkey

Jack M for choosing to give it to their striker to score rather than any of the other four options