A workmanlike 4–3 over Sheffield Tueday. Three points is three points.

On the scoresheet: Jack M, Isaac B (brace) and Eddie E.

Man of the Match? No argument: Ash B. Worth the admission fee alone — Eddie / Isaac for great build-up play and a great finish by Isaac.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Josh for trying to keep the game interesting by letting in two howlers in the final 10 minutes. He'll see that one when he closes his eyes.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.