A workmanlike 4–3 over Sheffield Tueday. Three points is three points.

On the scoresheet: Jack M, Isaac B (brace) and Eddie E.

Man of the Match? No argument: Ash B. Worth the admission fee alone — Eddie / Isaac for great build-up play and a great finish by Isaac.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Josh for trying to keep the game interesting by letting in two howlers in the final 10 minutes.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.