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More Horsed FC4 Nov 2025
More Horsed
Horsed
0–4
OLA Irons
Opposition
LBack to the drawing board.
Match Report
The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk
OLA Irons battered More Horsed 0–4. The only sensible response was at the bar.
More Horsed drew a blank up front — one of those nights.
Man of the Match? No argument: Rhys. One for the scrapbook — Ash S's silky roulette skill taking it around a player. Showboating, and we're here for it.
And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Ash S - Rhys subbed off for Ash, Ash came on without a bib, had to go off to get a bib, oppo scored during this calamity.
The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.
The Stats
⚽ Goalscorers
No scorers recorded
🎯 Assists
None recorded
⭐ Man of the Match
🧤 Clean Sheet
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🔥 Highlight
Ash S's silky roulette skill taking it around a player
🫏 Donkey
Ash S - Rhys subbed off for Ash, Ash came on without a bib, had to go off to get a bib, oppo scored during this calamity