OLA Irons battered More Horsed 0–4. The only sensible response was at the bar.

More Horsed drew a blank up front — one of those nights.

Man of the Match? No argument: Rhys. One for the scrapbook — Ash S's silky roulette skill taking it around a player. Showboating, and we're here for it.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Ash S - Rhys subbed off for Ash, Ash came on without a bib, had to go off to get a bib, oppo scored during this calamity.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.