More Horsed edged a 3–0 win over So Horsed — job done, pints earned.

Goals courtesy of George P, Eddie E and Ben H.

George P took the MOTM honours, and the first round. File this under 'pure cinema' — Jack for chipping the ball over Sam.

Not a goal conceded; take a bow, Ash S.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Ash S for saving the ball with his bollocks, and "just clipping the tip".

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺