The Gun battered More Horsed 0–4. The only sensible response was at the bar.

Not a single goal for More Horsed. It happens.

Eddie E took the MOTM honours, and the first round. The highlight reel belongs to Josh for making some key saves in the first half. Hands like flypaper.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Ben for hitting the keeper's belly from the penalty spot. From there, you'd back your nan.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺