A 0–6 hammering by RB Light a Cig. Some nights are just for forgetting.

More Horsed drew a blank up front — one of those nights.

Man of the Match? No argument: Eddie E. File this under 'pure cinema' — Final whistle.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Josh for his poor distribution and attempt at a scorpion kick that ended with him eating dirt.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.