Man Chest Hair edged it 3–4. Frustrating, but the pints don't pour themselves.

Goals courtesy of Jack C, Eddie E and Ryan F.

Ryan F took the MOTM honours, and the first round. Moment of the night — Eddie turning in Eden Hazard - kicking a small child who was laying on the ball. Showboating, and we're here for it.

Time for the weekly shame. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Josh for several howlers. Goalkeeping is a thankless art.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺