More Horsed nicked it 1–0 against So Horsed.

Names in the book: Ben H.

George P ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. One for the scrapbook — George for being everywhere on the pitch.

Josh M kept a clean sheet — alert the press.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Ben's shot on target ratio being about 3%.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.