A 0–5 hammering by OLA Irons. Some nights are just for forgetting.

More Horsed drew a blank up front — one of those nights.

Man of the Match? No argument: Eddie E. Moment of the night — Eddie for trying to tackle someone after getting skinned.

Time for the weekly shame. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Eddie for getting sat down by a Ronaldo chop.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.