Wally FC edged it 2–4. Frustrating, but the pints don't pour themselves.

Goals courtesy of Jack C (brace).

Andy B and Jack M took the MOTM honours, and the first round. Worth the admission fee alone — Jack C for getting 3rd degree burns to his leg... again.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Ryan for throwing a hissy fit at the ref. That ball's still up there somewhere.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺