A 3–5 defeat to Champagne Super Rovers. These things happen — drown it at The Cock Inn.

Names in the book: Jack C and Eddie E (brace).

Josh M ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. File this under 'pure cinema' — Josh's top bun saves. Pure larceny between the sticks.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Eddie for being a greedy donkey and shooting from a corner that somehow went in.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.