A workmanlike 4–2 over RB Light a Cig. Three points is three points.

On the scoresheet: Eddie E and Ben H (hat-trick).

Man of the Match? No argument: Ben H. The highlight reel belongs to Ben's chest-volley goal. Absolute postage stamp.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Jack M for turning slower than milk for one of their goals.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.