A workmanlike 2–1 over Sheffield Tuesday. Three points is three points.

On the scoresheet: Eddie E (brace).

Man of the Match? No argument: Tom P. File this under 'pure cinema' — Eddie for booting the ball into the forest to time waste.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Eddie for trying to do a flick mid-air, failing and falling on the floor. Gravity: still undefeated.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.