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More Horsed FC31 Mar 2026
More Horsed
Horsed
100
Crystal Phalace
Opposition
WRomp.

Match Report

The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk

Crystal Phalace never stood a chance: More Horsed romped home 10–0.

Getting the goals: Andy B, George P, Isaac B, Eddie E (4) and Ben H (hat-trick).

Pick of the bunch: Andy B, your Man of the Match. The highlight reel belongs to Ben spending 1 minute celebrating his goal putting More Horsed 5-0 up.

Josh M kept a clean sheet — alert the press.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Josh for getting the ball on the edge of the box, taking 10 seconds stepping back, allowing their player to come back and tackle him.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.

The Stats

⭐ Man of the Match
🧤 Clean Sheet
🔥 Highlight

Ben spending 1 minute celebrating his goal putting More Horsed 5-0 up

🫏 Donkey

Josh for getting the ball on the edge of the box, taking 10 seconds stepping back, allowing their player to come back and tackle him