So Horsed edged it 1–4. Frustrating, but the pints don't pour themselves.

Names in the book: Ben H.

Josh M ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. Moment of the night — Ben's thundercunt of a strike. Absolute postage stamp.

Time for the weekly shame. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Josh for taking a bet on Tom to score the first goal.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.