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More Horsed FC5 May 2026
More Horsed
Horsed
5–1
Crucibigballs
Opposition
WDemolition job.
Match Report
The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk
Get the horse a beer — More Horsed dismantled Crucibigballs 5–1.
Goals courtesy of Jack C, Isaac B and Eddie E (hat-trick).
Eddie E took the MOTM honours, and the first round. The highlight reel belongs to Eddie for crawling off the pitch like a lizard getting out of a pool.
Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Eddie for catching the ball a metre inside the lines thinking it was off the pitch.
Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺