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More Horsed FC
More Horsed FC5 May 2026
More Horsed
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Crucibigballs
Opposition
WDemolition job.

Match Report

The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk

Get the horse a beer — More Horsed dismantled Crucibigballs 5–1.

Goals courtesy of Jack C, Isaac B and Eddie E (hat-trick).

Eddie E took the MOTM honours, and the first round. The highlight reel belongs to Eddie for crawling off the pitch like a lizard getting out of a pool.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Eddie for catching the ball a metre inside the lines thinking it was off the pitch.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺

The Stats

⚽ Goalscorers
🎯 Assists
⭐ Man of the Match
🧤 Clean Sheet
🔥 Highlight

Eddie for crawling off the pitch like a lizard getting out of a pool

🫏 Donkey

Eddie for catching the ball a metre inside the lines thinking it was off the pitch