More Horsed were rampant, putting 12 past Stop the Boats in a 12–0 demolition.

On the scoresheet: Jack C (brace), Isaac B (brace), Eddie E (4), Ash S and Ryan F (hat-trick).

Man of the Match? No argument: Tom P and Ryan F. File this under 'pure cinema' — Tom for making a grown man cry.

Dan H kept a clean sheet — alert the press.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Ash S for kicking the ball into his own face. A generous donation to the other team.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.