A workmanlike 4–1 over RB Light a Cig. Three points is three points.

On the scoresheet: Eddie E (4).

Man of the Match? No argument: Ben H. The highlight reel belongs to Ben for bumming someone over.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Eddie for walking off mid game without telling anyone so Ben passed to him.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.