Yum Yum battered More Horsed 0–12. The only sensible response was at the bar.

More Horsed couldn't find the target, no matter how they tried.

Pick of the bunch: Ryan F, your Man of the Match. File this under 'pure cinema' — James/Stumpy for putting his thumb on the goal line — literally, after he dislocated his thumb.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Jack M for getting flip-flapped by their player, who then banged the ball into the top corner.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.