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More Horsed FC
More Horsed FC27 Jan 2026
More Horsed
Horsed
51
Clean Up Crew
Opposition
WRomp.

Match Report

The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk

Clean Up Crew never stood a chance: More Horsed romped home 5–1.

Getting the goals: Jack C (brace), Eddie E (brace) and Ash S.

Pick of the bunch: Eddie E, your Man of the Match. Moment of the night — Eddie for smashing the ball into the car park and getting told off by golf club guy.

Time for the weekly shame. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Isaac for not playing because it was against a 'hard team'.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.

The Stats

⚽ Goalscorers
⭐ Man of the Match
🧤 Clean Sheet
🔥 Highlight

Eddie for smashing the ball into the car park and getting told off by golf club guy

🫏 Donkey

Isaac for not playing because it was against a 'hard team'