More Horsed nicked it 3–0 against The Gun.

Names in the book: Jack C (brace) and Eddie E.

Josh M ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. Worth the admission fee alone — Josh for slicing a shot with his shin onto the post. Hands like flypaper.

A clean sheet for Josh M, rarer than a quiet night at The Cock Inn.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Adam for being on a business call when the whistle blew to start the game.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.