More Horsed came up just short, going down 3–4 to Stop the Boats.

On the scoresheet: Andy B, George P and Eddie E.

Man of the Match? No argument: Tom P and George P. One for the scrapbook — George's quick feet and nice finish for his goal.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Tom first 10 seconds - giving the ball to their player to score, then 30 seconds later doing the same thing. Priorities, eh.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.