A 1–2 defeat to MILF Hunters. These things happen — drown it at The Cock Inn.

On the scoresheet: Isaac B.

Man of the Match? No argument: Josh M. Worth the admission fee alone — Isaac's filthy strike that hit the post.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Ash for failing a roulette against no-one.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.