More Horsed came up just short, going down 1–2 to RB Light a Cig.

Somehow More Horsed racked up 1, but the goalscorers went unrecorded — blame the post-match pints.

Man of the Match? No argument: Isaac B. Worth the admission fee alone — A perfect chip over the keeper for our goal by their defender.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Isaac for forgetting how to play football and faceplanting the floor in the first 5 minutes.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.