A 5–1 battering of Unathletico Madrid that'll be retold (and exaggerated) over several pints.

Names in the book: Eddie E (brace), George P (brace) and Ryan F.

George P ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. Moment of the night — Ryan for leathering the ball at Harvey from one yard away.

Time for the weekly shame. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Josh for ruining his own clean sheet by sticking a toe out and turning in a shot that was going well wide. From there, you'd back your nan.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.