A 1–2 defeat to WTB. These things happen — drown it at The Cock Inn.

Getting the goals: Jack C.

Pick of the bunch: Jack C, your Man of the Match. The highlight reel belongs to Craig for getting sent off for WTB 👍.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Eddie for taking a shot that went so high it created another solar eclipse.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.