A workmanlike 1–0 over NWX. Three points is three points.

On the scoresheet: Ryan F.

Man of the Match? No argument: Ryan F. One for the scrapbook — Ryan’s unbelievable touch from a ball over the top, to then smashing it top corner. Absolute postage stamp.

A clean sheet for Josh M, rarer than a quiet night at The Cock Inn.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Josh for passing the ball to their striker more than any More Horsed player.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.