Get the horse a beer — More Horsed dismantled Bombacleats 7–1.

Goals courtesy of Eddie E (hat-trick), Ryan F (brace), George P and Jack C.

Eddie E took the MOTM honours, and the first round. File this under 'pure cinema' — Eddie for putting it through their defender’s legs and scoring top bins from an angle tighter than a nun’s vagina. Keeper didn't even move.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Ryan evolving into his mega evolution form - MEGA ANGRY RYAN.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺