A 3–9 hammering by Curridge Skins. Some nights are just for forgetting.

On the scoresheet: Isaac B, Ryan F and Jack C.

Man of the Match? No argument: Ryan F. File this under 'pure cinema' — Isaac for rainbow flicking the ball over Theo Walcotts Nephew. Filthy bit of skill.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Josh for threatening to kill himself after passing the ball to their team for the 20th time and then for everyone else for ignoring/laughing at his empty threats.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.