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More Horsed FC13 Oct 2026
More Horsed
Horsed
1–3
Stop the Boats
Opposition
LOne that got away.

Match Report

The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk

More Horsed came up just short, going down 1–3 to Stop the Boats.

Names in the book: Craig L.

Eddie E ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. One for the scrapbook — Allan - for cunting a player so hard… the ball hit him in the eye and blinded him.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Eddie - for not coming to the pub and when we asked why he said “I’m not telling you because I will get Donkey”.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.

The Stats

⚽ Goalscorers
🎯 Assists
⭐ Man of the Match
🧤 Clean Sheet
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🔥 Highlight

Allan - for cunting a player so hard… the ball hit him in the eye and blinded him

🫏 Donkey

Eddie - for not coming to the pub and when we asked why he said “I’m not telling you because I will get Donkey”