Champagne Rovers battered More Horsed 1–8. The only sensible response was at the bar.

Getting the goals: George P.

Pick of the bunch: George P, your Man of the Match. Worth the admission fee alone — George’s screamer of a finish. Absolute postage stamp.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to James for missing his clearance, losing track of the ball and letting their player run through to score.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.