A 1–2 defeat to WTB. These things happen — drown it at The Cock Inn.

On the scoresheet: Jack C.

Man of the Match? No argument: Eddie E. The highlight reel belongs to Eddie for fucking up/fighting/sexually assaulting the little bitch on their team.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Eddie for channelling his inner Angry Ryan and kicking the fence after missing a shot.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.