Stop the Boats battered More Horsed 1–5. The only sensible response was at the bar.

Goals courtesy of Jack M.

Eddie E took the MOTM honours, and the first round. Worth the admission fee alone — Ryan kicking the ball into the keeper's bollocks, it then rolled to Eddie who did the same to their defender, putting them both on the floor.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Josh regressing back 2 years.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺