A 3–4 defeat to NWX. These things happen — drown it at The Cock Inn.

On the scoresheet: Jack C (brace) and Eddie E.

Man of the Match? No argument: Sam C. Moment of the night — Josh for getting frustrated when looking for the ball in the goal... it was right behind him.

Time for the weekly shame. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Josh for passing to James but it didn't even leave the box and went out for a corner.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.